Win a Limited Edition 65th Anniversary Cannes Bag
These bags have not and never will be on sale. This is your chance.
This accessory will signal your worth and status to business colleagues, potential mates, peers and predators. As we well know, now that we have risen above mere animalistic tendencies, humans assert themselves in their cognitive abilities and capacity for... je ne sais quoi.
A talent for sophisticated and elaborate storytelling is a prerequisite for carrying off this look. A (wo)man lacking in wit and imagination will simply be drowned in the tides of expectation such an accessory will engender on entering a room - and therefore should not attempt to enter this competition. A person of the calibre required will have no qualms about asserting their superiority.
Is this you? Tell us why you deserve this bag - and how you would give /it/ what /it/ deserves too.